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Anon creates a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

use two of the same model with the same bullets and do a double tap to the back of your head

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[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 1 point 17 hours ago (2 children)

The micro scratches on the bullet are unique for each gun though.

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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 point 17 hours ago (1 child)

Use frangible bullets, won't be enough left for them to match it to the gun.

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[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 point 16 hours ago

Setup a mechanism to double tap you from 10 feet away and the thing floats off and then have that detonate after floating off for awhile.

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