Pocket sand!

Are you familiar with the teachings of Michael Hundt? He was a 17th century fencing master and some of his techniques included:

• if your opponent is better than you, just throw your sword at him and run away
• if someone wants to duell you, tell him you will only duell one of "them", when he turns around to see who the supposed second person is you are talking about, stab him from behind
• always carry a handgun with you and if your opponent is better than you, shoot him and:
• pocket sand

Honestly, I think Hundt was just a medieval troll and while he does have some genuine techniques, the dirty fighting ones are better known