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Anon is looking for a router (suppo.fi)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 15 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Open the wifi on their phones

Then, they’re hypocrites.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

No, he only gets sick when you use wifi, not when he does

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 hours ago

Ah, a classic case of Munchausen by proxyserver.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 point 13 hours ago

Instead of 100 mW WiFi, he uses >1W for 4G/5G, with higher frequencies (bigger energies per photon) as well! Great Success!

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