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'Dana, please take the job!' - Trump asks UFC boss to be White House press secretary (www.bbc.com)

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

He doesn't have them, has to ask them to open the nuclear football. I seriously doubt it would get even that far.

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