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major data breach (media.piefed.social)

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a person in military uniform is being interviewed, in the lower third it says "major data breach"

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

It's actually a combination of post-op opiates, weed, and me being a smartass son of a bitch.

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[–] operationalHazard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I won't lie, I did read it and think this is what I would probably comment if I was stoned, so I get that aha

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