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[–] 31 points 1 day ago (10 children)

The fact that human beings are not this flexible is the only reason we get anything done.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago* (9 children)

    Very few animals jerk off, or even have sex for pleasure. I think it's just some ape/monkey species, and dolphins, but I am sure there are a few others.

    Dolphins are horny and kinky as shit, in their way, they get into some weird shit.

    Edit: Dolphins don't pleasure themselves though I misspoke, they are just one of the few species that has sex for fun. Plus they fuck some weird poison fish and eat it because they get off on the toxins.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Yeah. I don't think that's true.

    Have you ever had a dog?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

    That is what I read from reputable publications. Reputable in this regard if not in all.

    Edit: Yes, I have dogs. They lick themselves, but not to ejaculation. Are you implying dogs lick themselves to that? Because I've never ever seen or heard that.

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  • [–] 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

    They have sex for pleasure, like humping stuff.

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  • [–] 0 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    There is a distinction there, that science made, believe it or not.

    Dogs do hump rather indiscriminantly, my leg is particularly sexy to golden retrievers for instance, that doesn't meet the definition of having sex for fun.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The noises foxes make during mating was so... unique and frequent, that the furry fandom embraced it as their terminology for sex. So foxes are definitely in that camp as well. And rabbits...

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