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Yeah, i'm totally afraid of a god i don't believe exists (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 16 points 3 days ago (8 children)

the rapture - but this time for realsies! ™️

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    I'm selling pet insurance for the rapture if anyone's interested

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Insurance to take care of the pet after? Or to pay someone who's pet gets raptured and they don't?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago* (4 children)

    Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I've assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers' pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Seriously, I want to find a way to provide convincing evidence that the rapture happened and you weren't invited. (Neither was I.) I think it would be a momentarily painful but ultimately character-building exercise for them to process that out.

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