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Girls Finally Safe Now That They Have to Show Adult Their Vagina to Play School Sports (theneedling.com)
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Residents across the state of Washington breathed a sigh of relief this week after the passage of Initiative 638 guaranteed girls are finally safe now that they’re required to show an adult their vagina in order to play school sports.

“Thanks to I-638, all my 12-year-old daughter has to do now to be spared the trauma of losing 5th place to a trans girl in track is show her vagina to an adult,” said local father Hank Hanson. “I love that under this new law, not even a birth certificate is enough for a girl to prove her gender because that deprives children of the opportunity to proudly show their reproductive organs to an adult while I stand in the room and watch to add that extra feeling of comfort and safety.”

Girls who play sports from middle school on up thanked the 1.5 million adults who went so out of their way to make minors living in a country run by a pedophile feel that much more seen.

“Nothing makes me feel safer and more excited to play sports quite like being forced to spread my legs for an adult who’s in at least their 30s,” said 13-year-old soccer player Brittney Rigby. “I don’t know why anyone thought passage of this law might deter girls from playing sports at all. What kind of 7th grader isn’t excited to let an adult they don’t know get a good look at her privates? Pretty routine middle school physical stuff, I’ve heard.”

At press time, boys who play school sports were still sadly completely unsafe due to not being forced to show an adult their penises.

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[–] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Well in case you haven't been reading, back in the day they used to do it to EVERY SINGLE BOY CHILD and apparently they don't now, I have come to learn, so that's "why" I'm asking. Try and keep up!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I have been reading, which is why I know you haven't seemed to approach this conversation with a desire to learn, more of an attitude of "we had to do it so who cares if they have to too". Which I'm trying to point out, it was absurd that you had to do it, and it's absurd to expect female children to undergo these inspections as well, that are very different from a gynecological exam performed by a trusted doctor in a medical office. Go ahead and take a look at how your comments were received and maybe do some introspection on the way that you come across.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago* (2 children)

    that are very different from a gynecological exam performed by a trusted doctor in a medical office

    Back in my day the physicals were also performed by a "trusted" (well I don't trust doctors for shit, personally, but if you do then fine) doctor in a medical office as well. Are you telling me that isn't the case here, that these kids are getting examined by Coach Dingus instead of being sent to Dr. Doofus for the exam? Because that would be very different indeed.

    And frankly idk how absurd it was, kids can get tumors, I did have a hernia that they caught in one of those checks (I can only assume, I was too young for memories, but still), still have the scar. I'm sure they've figured out a better way through tech, maybe they did just stop caring, but I'll never know because whatsyourname says I'm not allowed to ask such questions.

    Go ahead and take a look at how your comments were received

    +3 on the one above, as if I care. Quit living your life for the approval of internet strangers, the good boy points don't even mean anything here, this isn't reddit.

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