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[–] -1 points 1 day ago

In a similar vein:

Michael Dell's wife Susan is doing the dishes when Michael walks into the kitchen with a two-headed pig under his arm.

"Look at this abomination I must have sex with."

"Filthy CEO! Fucking barnyard animals!"

"I was talking to the pig."

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