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Italian chef fired after refusing to put pineapple on pizza (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by Skullgrid@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (4 children)

Plum stuffed veal is a thing!

Pineapple on pizza works very well.

Now, banana on pizza, I will shiv a motherfucker committing such a crime. There are standards, dude.

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[–] visnae@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Pfft https://thenordicdish.com/swedish-banana-curry-pizza/ just add some curry and chill

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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago

I hate that I am tempted, and I will die denying my urges on principle.

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 point 2 days ago

Hahaha I'd try it once, but I have a pretty strong dislike of banana in general so I doubt I'd enjoy it

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 days ago

In WWII the Italians were horrified when the Germans would put jelly on italian cured meats. But like jam is literally a side on many charcuterie boards. Pork goes well with fruit.

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