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Teamwork VS Problems (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Challenge accepted.

I shall become the opposite of a superhero. I shall be the Galvanizer. Any marriage that can withstand my antics shall be deemed strong and true. But woe upon those who cannot!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

    No. I've known too many bastards like that.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Fair.

    Maybe I’ll limit scope to subjecting couples to the tests of shopping at ikea and Costco, or deciding what’s for dinner when you both got home later than usual.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Ah, yes, the real reason microwaves took off: hangry fuckitol. 😅

    Also, Ikea seems like the bunny slope of the two options. If you like horse, ofc. At Costco, you can feel your humanity leeching away by the second, and the "food" court doesn't lie one bit, either.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Effing Costco.

    Ours is a stone's throw from Sam's - I'd much rather go to Sam's. It's so much less stressful.

    Between the tight aisles and oblivious, self-absorbed people at Costco, it really strains my misanthropic side.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago*

    I hear ya, and I recognize my good fortune to have a family-owned discount grocery just blocks away. (and, no box stores <7mi)

    Every single membership store I've ever been in has made me physically ill, and I'm not easily queasy. (Nike, Columbia, etc. incl.)

    Hard pass. 😅

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