Carol Patton / Little Hiker Bird

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[–] 1 point 2 days ago

Roasting a marshmallow is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman:

  • First you pry her away from her friends and cup her in the palm of your hand.
  • Then, after a quick taster, you gently guide your stick into her making sure she doesn't fall apart from the spasms.
  • After that you don't rest until the heat of the action makes her start to melt inside, at which point you yank your stick away lest she accuse you of ignoring her blistering warnings
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