We can't have Jeffries as speaker

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[–] 111 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries need to go. Those two have as much charisma as an open hemorrhoid, just about as much initiative, and they're dragging the Democratic party down like an anchor.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    My wife likes Speaker Jeffries.

    It's like I don't even know who she is anymore. It's divorce, then, obviously.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Throwing her off a cruise ship is faster and is far less of a hassle, certainly less painful.

    I'm ruining the joke by doing this, but /s.

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