I just think bread is most delicious when its freshly baked, and by the time its reached the age of consent it's mostly gross and old. I should be able to steal and fuck any loaf of bread I want while they're still oven-hot and fresh. all these bakers telling me 'it needs to cool first! its not done cooking and you'll burn your mouth!' and 'what the hell are you doing in my house? I have a gun' are basically slurs.