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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cursed_Fig@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (2 children)

no mention of the T Rex being provided food, so

I wait in my tent until it is practically dead of hunger or thirst, then I stab it

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

~~No mention of you being provided food either...~~ Nevermind I'm blind sometimes

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah this seems easy. Chill out in your indestructible hut and eat some hot Cheetos for a month, wait for the T-Rex to starve to death. Come out a millionaire.

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