This has to be satire. Otherwise, I'm glad it only took getting roasted in comments on Lemmy to completely change your edgy view about the merits of voting. Since you're gonna be voting after all, I guess you want to live in blissful ignorance again.

I particularly like how your last two lines work so well together.

Our modern society exists from the "rape" of honest human beings. I'm not going to vote to continue that.

Edit: [...] I'm voting Republican.