So the executives can understand them before they hit the ground.

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“Sir we have a problem.

What is it Jenkins? Can’t you see I’m insider trading?

Sir, the trans federation has discovered….

places 20 poly market trades

Discovered what Jenkins? Spit it out you cuck!

Sir, they are using gulp Unicode.

pin drop

Unicode Jenkins?

Yes sir, it’s like a directory of all text characters. Arabic, Cyrillic, iconography….

Goddamnit Jenkins I know what Unicode is. Tell me. What about our keyword scanners? Are our scanners working?

Sir, I’m afraid they’ve been, obliterated.

sigh Goddamn federated transexual communists. You sick bastards.”

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