So the executives can understand them before they hit the ground.

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[–] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

FBI in shambles after user figures out character replacement.

"I didn't realize people could just use a wildcard in place of a letter. We weren't prepared for that at all. I don't know how we'll restructure our search but this is huge." an anonymous FBI agent stated.

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    “Sir we have a problem.

    What is it Jenkins? Can’t you see I’m insider trading?

    Sir, the trans federation has discovered….

    places 20 poly market trades

    Discovered what Jenkins? Spit it out you cuck!

    Sir, they are using gulp Unicode.

    pin drop

    Unicode Jenkins?

    Yes sir, it’s like a directory of all text characters. Arabic, Cyrillic, iconography….

    Goddamnit Jenkins I know what Unicode is. Tell me. What about our keyword scanners? Are our scanners working?

    Sir, I’m afraid they’ve been, obliterated.

    sigh Goddamn federated transexual communists. You sick bastards.”

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