I'm happy to have learned via this series of tubes that I'm not so alone in my blissful ignorance of sportsball.

I was raised without religion and without sports, I was not explicitly denied these things, simply not provided them in my family. For that, I will always be thankful to my parents.

My god, the times I've been shunned for not following any sport. I mean, curling, darts, and bowling fans get more respect.