HA! I’ve gotten this text from my brother, almost verbatim, projection and everything, he later got a professional diagnosis, I still don’t talk to him.
You are all the same one page book. Just a bundle of self-centered, condescending, easily injured little bundle of nerves. Get a personality.
Also, you said that you’re a narcissist, I wasn’t imposing nor diagnosing. Is possible that you arent qualified enough to make a medical diagnosis? Are you sure that you’re a narcissist? Is it possible that you’re wrong/flawed? Maybe you’re just a dick.