Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I'm an expert.

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[–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

In my dream, I died. My partner, after a short mourning, found another partner. As a ghost, I killed the guy by driving my chef's knife through his chest, up to the handle. The kitchen floor was slippery and the knife not properly placed on the worktop.

Again, after mourning for some time, my partner finds another person. A shallow, vain, individual but not a bad man. Dropped a hairdrier in the tub as he was having his beauty bath.

About half a year later, another guy courts my partner. Can't remember why but I made his car have a malfunction over an unguarded railway crossing. The train spread car pieces and carnage over several tens of meters.

Another time lapse and another guy was living with my partner. A truck hit his car as he was changing a blown tire, after having a break fail down a steep road. The hit crushed the bastard like a grape and sent the car tumbling into a ditch.

After these four events, my partner is by now a very well off woman. Unfortunately, the last event triggered an investigation by authorities; four violent deaths, under unusual circumstances, where each victim leaves a very generous life insurance, do raise some questions. However, I caused every event being careful to have my partner always away from home and with plenty of proof she had no connection with the untimely deaths of her suitors. In fact, she made a point of warning each and every one those idiots I had promised to watch over her against all harm.

The fifth fool was one of the investigators assigned to assess the entire ordeal. Again, my partner told him I was around, an overzealous guardian haunting. He would not believe and, eventually, courted my partner. He was a controlling fellow.

One day, him being alone, I decided to show myself to him. Walked into the living room, sat across him, in my arm chair, and when we made eye contact and he recognized me from a picture in the room, I just said "This is the time I say boo." which made him promptly jump out the window and die by broken neck from the fall.

I woke up laughing, told my partner the next morning, and after the initial shock and horror reaction, we both had a good laugh.

P.S. I going to write this into a proper ghost story.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Analysis:

    You subconciously don't feel your partner is right for you, or you for them. You admire them for many natural reasons, and have real affection, but deep down you know there is a fundamental chemistry missing and its no one's fault. Your subconcious is playing through multiple versions of you for them or them for you, that you feel you could reasonably be better for each other. In the end, you understand that people don't change, and it wouldn't be fair to ask that of either. You reject the possibilities of transforming the relationship and conclude it is what it is.

    Its up to you to decide if if you can be be content with things as you are, or if you should try for something else. I can't tell you more than this because you don't know yourself. Your dreams only reflect what you've already understood even if only on a subconcious level. Settle for good, or gamble on great or bust.

    P.s. I would watch your movie.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Hey, thank you for the compliment. I'll remember you when I get to write tge whole story.

    But after your analysis, I'm glad I did not bring up that one involving seasoning and zombies.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (4 children)

    I'm available if you change your mind.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    If you insist. This is a silly one.

    The world has become afflicted with a virus that turns people into potential violent cannibals, that act out in frenzied rage episodes. There are naturally immune people and the afflicted only attack the healthy. Otherwise, the infected can live a regular, enjoyable life, if no contact with immune individuals ever occur.

    There is no cure, only a management protocol, involving a very rigourous treatment schedule, where a serum is injected daily and very painfully. However, it has a mandatory pause, through which the individuals must either be confined or restrained.

    There was a thriving and very healthy industry for the production and installation of at-home restraining apparatus, as in, they sold heavy duty steel chains and bolted six lenghts of it with big shackles on it to a sturdy enough wall for people to strap themselves in or be strapped when the cold turkey hit. DIY solutions usually involved long lenghts of rope and ball gags.

    Couples where one element was immune and the other was not often got as a gift from friends and family those restraining kits.

    Curiously enough, the aflicted, when undergoing an episode would try to season their potential victims with salt and pepper prior to the first bite. And victims could snap their attacker or attackers out of their stupor if they slapped them hard enough.

    I woke up laughing and face palming. I am not a horror fan nor a BDSM enthusiast. I dreamed as if watching a documentary.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

    Analysis: You have apetites or desires that are relatively unexplored and poorly understood by even you. You fear a journey of exploration will be frowned upon by most, especially your partner. You fear rejection and being ostrasized, and are happy to accomodate what you perceive as a normie's life for the sake of peace. You can be the person you think you need to be.

    But somewhere deep down, the question lingers - Can I explore these apetites or desires? Can I share them with someone special? Who, when and how can this best be safely explored?

    I have no clue what the desire(s) are. It could be anything really. Anything from some freaky kink or fetish, but it could just as easily be a desire to explore a new cuisine, or genre of film or even to pursue a special hobby or alternative lifestyle. I mean desire/apetite in the broadest sense of the word. A craving only hinted at.

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