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[–] 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

When I worked at Lowe's they could tell the instant shoplifters pulled into the parking lot. They even had nicknames for the repeat offenders.

"Heads up, Dumb and Dumber just pulled in, no doubt headed for lumber."

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    How does one shoplift lumber?

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