MAN was made in God's image. MAN. Women are just weird freaks made out of a rib, obviously. A MAN'S rib.

The Bible is fucking weird.

No, no. See, God is definitely a dude.

He’s so manly and not gay that He even made Adam a wife just so he wouldn’t have to resort to nonbinary gay stuff with angels.

God has even had sex, like, at least once. How else do you think He got His only begotten son who is also Himself?

In case you didn’t already know, He also doesn’t approve of pronouns.

WHO SUMMONS THE NONBINARY GOD?! THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT I WAS REWATCHING STEVEN UNIVERSE!