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Intel’s woes wipe out $1 trillion of semiconductor market cap in one day — PC market bloodbath leaves few chip stocks unscathed: $1 trillion in semiconductor market capitalization wiped out. (www.tomshardware.com)
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[–] 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Wait, you don't make your toast by disabling the fans and then overclocking your GPU? How do you make toast then??

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    I outsource it to the cloud, obviously. For $29.99 a month, an AI agent sends my bread to a data center, burns through 40 gigawatts, and returns a hallucination of toast. The premium tier includes actual crumbs, but that’s enterprise pricing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Does it at least include SSO?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    It does! But it's only a single hard coded user credential that everyone shares.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago*

    Excellent. I won't have to implement a password policy and can just monitor that single password to be strong enough.

    I'll just have to think of a way to share the password with the team. A post-it? An email? Maybe displayed on a big screen in the lobby so the team can see it coming into the office? But then they won't see it when they WFH.

    Ugh! Choices.

    I'll have to think this through! Maybe require people in the office full-time again? They'll understand right?

    Edit: I feel like I should be adding a /s to this juuuuuuust to be sure....

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