Once I said to my therapist "I'm sure you hear this kind of thing all the time", and she said "No, this is like top 5".
(lemmy.world)
I was describing my insane in-laws for the record.
Holy shit!
My therapist is a nice young mom, and I coincidentally know her dad a little bit and they're nice people as far as I have seen. Maybe she has a closet full of medieval torture devices for all I know though.