▲ 766 ▼ Alphabet shares record their worst day ever, shedding $500 billion in value (www.nbcnews.com) submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 142 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (4 children) Begun the AI Crash has. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago Don't get our hopes up, Yoda permalink fedilink source parent [–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children) More ketamine, I must have. Crashed my Honda Civic, I did. Looking forward to withdrawals, I am not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] notthebees@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 child) If yoda is in a K-hole, would he speak normally because he is not human or just have normal khole symptoms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago Yodas dialect is just old as dirt and it shifts in and out depending on how much of ass he is being. Presumably much like real accents and dialects it probably gets noticeably thicker the higher he is, for example I have a weird mix of dialects from my region so when tired enough I sound like a Okie with a brogue thrown in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago Don't get our hopes up, Yoda permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children) More ketamine, I must have. Crashed my Honda Civic, I did. Looking forward to withdrawals, I am not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] notthebees@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 child) If yoda is in a K-hole, would he speak normally because he is not human or just have normal khole symptoms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago Yodas dialect is just old as dirt and it shifts in and out depending on how much of ass he is being. Presumably much like real accents and dialects it probably gets noticeably thicker the higher he is, for example I have a weird mix of dialects from my region so when tired enough I sound like a Okie with a brogue thrown in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 child) If yoda is in a K-hole, would he speak normally because he is not human or just have normal khole symptoms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago Yodas dialect is just old as dirt and it shifts in and out depending on how much of ass he is being. Presumably much like real accents and dialects it probably gets noticeably thicker the higher he is, for example I have a weird mix of dialects from my region so when tired enough I sound like a Okie with a brogue thrown in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago Yodas dialect is just old as dirt and it shifts in and out depending on how much of ass he is being. Presumably much like real accents and dialects it probably gets noticeably thicker the higher he is, for example I have a weird mix of dialects from my region so when tired enough I sound like a Okie with a brogue thrown in. permalink fedilink source parent