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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] don_kiedyck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People who live in glass houses sink ships.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

A rhyming spin on that...

Stoned people with loose lips sink glass ships.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

Someone who lives in a white house shouldn't sink ships.

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[–] Blow_Me@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

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[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Make like a tree and get the fuck outta my bar!

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[–] banshee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This mix-and-match shit has gotta go.

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