And I had just gotten over my ick from his earlier comments enough to start using Proton Pass (albeit, only in the absence of really any good alternatives). Glad I only signed up for a month so I can cancel it, and glad I resisted the urge to move to their email when Tuta was giving me trouble.
If anyone knows any trustworthy password managers, ideally hosted in Europe with a privacy policy that boils down to "we won't share your data, advertise, etc." (this requirement tends to disqualify most of the usual suspects) please let me know! Password managers are the one thing I'm unwilling to self-host; I just don't trust myself that much.