Catharism says that the Old Testament "God" is Satan and Jesus was the real God who entered Satan's Earth and said, "Don't listen to this shit. This is fake. Just ignore it and love everyone.

"I will return after this world has turned to shit, and I will save those who understand the real point, and leave the rest of you to reality, giving you eternal life. Then I will return again and kick the fuck out of Satan after you have had a thousand years under his hellscape and then decide to either forgive you and bring you home, or simply destroy you, because you still didn't learn your lesson."

I am irreligious, but just saying what the Cathars believed, which actually does match the story of the Bible.

Or it is all aliens. Maybe it's aliens. Maybe. It is definitely aliens.

Next on the History Channel: did velociraptors work along side Hitler to plan for a fourth reich in Antartica? Maybe. But it was probably aliens.