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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I expect to live long enough to see "smart" toilet paper that wants you to rate your wipe.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the one product that gets the same review high or low. "Would smear with shit again."

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[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Let alone, "smart" toilet paper that starts charging you more and more while you're sitting on the can and needing to wipe...

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago*

2040: Supreme Court upholds industry assertion that users don't "own" their TP. Nation's capital braces for planned Million Butt March.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 weeks ago

Really very shitty, 5 stars

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 weeks ago

I hate when they change the UI with every release

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