Well, in a sense, there is one section where he does sort of hate figs:

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it. -- Mark 11:12-14

Of course hating a fig tree for not having figs, espeically out of season, is a very superficial reading. Later it is explained as an illustrative spiritual lesson. What is the purpose/telos of a fig tree? To produce good fruit, which feeds the people. This is why fig trees are cultivated. At any moment, at any time, the "master" (God, fate, opportunity) may arrive, expecting to harvest what you have produced. If you have produced no "good fruit" in your life, you may wind up never getting the chance to flower ever again.

I suppose this lesson is a sort of reality check along the lines of the "to those who have much, more will be given; to those who have little, even that will be taken away" lessons. One who does good, produces lots of goodness by the workings of their life, will flower and blossom long and well. Those who produce rotten works, no good works, or a minuscule amount of "fruit" will only wither further. This tree, when called on, failed the test, and was thus cursed. We can read into this a lot about our own lives. Someday "Jesus" (death, judgement, the end, history, or Jesus himself if you believe it) will come for all of us. How will we account for what we've done? What will our legacy be once we have no more power to change, alter, or affect it? Will we be remembered as a tree that produced shade and fruit for the people in our lives, or as a scraggly old stump that sat there and did nothing but get in the way?

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