Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified
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[–] 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One time in college Friend A was going to drive us someplace. She started the car and said, "You ready, baby?"

Friend B in the front seat went, "...yeah?"

Friend A snapped, "I was talking to the car"

Dunno why I still think about that sometimes. Lost touch with those friends years ago.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    Maybe it's just me, but any time a friend uses a pet name for their SO in my presence, I feel obligated to respond to it, because it will never not be funny. Like saying "that's what she said."

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