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[–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You see the dog is actually breaking the 4th wall and communicating directly with us, the reader.

This is because (like all dogs) this dog respects ones privacy, and finds it creepy to track another persons body count, or think about them having sex with someone else at all! (unless theyre into that)

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