I'm not talking about babies who cry because of the pressure change.

I'm talking about kids who kick the seat because the parents didn't give them anything to do and get mad at you when you turn around and look at them.

Those parents suck and those kids are that way for a reason.

And I've seen enough airplane freakout videos to know that adults are way worse than their bratty kids.

I want a flight that's 100% atheists who volunteer every weekend and have an indoor voice.