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Woman in ad who said a Democrat endangers kids pleaded guilty to endangering kids (www.washingtonpost.com)

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[–] Zak@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

.254 isn't just getting a little carried away. That's three bottles of wine or a whole bottle of hard liquor.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

"I just drank a fifth of vodka. Dare me to drive"

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[–] giantripdrop@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Do you know that song by Phil Collins? In the air of the night?

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Among the likely many many other things she needs to be treated for, I hope they get her help with the drinking also. That's real red flag hardcore alcoholic level BAC while still being conscious.

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[–] myyass@lemmy.world -5 points 2 weeks ago

Some people have different genes to process alcohol, clearly she is not one to have these genes. And that's why there's limits.

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