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The PHP part never gets old (toggl.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by muhyb@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a non-programmer, TIL Java and JavaScript are two different languages.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Person1: I built a script in Java.

Person2: So Javascript?

Person 1: NO!

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[–] Nowtayneicangetinto@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

When JS was being developed, Java was all the rage and it merely was riding it's coattails. At the time of its creation it was nothing like Java either.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

the only thing they have in common is how insufferable it is to develop with them.

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