It's a shame that conservatives exist. If we work together and pick up where we left off in 1865, we can fix that problem.

Modern methods don't even require organizing an army to accomplish this. We can act locally and independently. We can be merciless and prolific without the need to coordinate any events or battle lines. There's not even a need to let conservatives know what's happening.

If we fully committed to cleaning up our nation, we could have conservatism solved within a matter of weeks.