▲ 439 ▼ am I late for this meme (lemmy.today) submitted 2 weeks ago by rounding_error@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 20 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago (9 children) Wait, what happened? I've been avoiding the news permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (8 children) https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/10/the-internet-goes-on-high-alert-after-discovery-of-8-compromised-tls-certs/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago Oh, I thought this meme was somehow related to the remote code execution bug in PHP, but turns out I missed the other calamity event yesterday. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children) I tried reading that but couldn't understand after 2 paragraphs and gave up. You know what? I just don't care. The world is such a shitty place. I don't care anymore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The "really long numbers" used for security had a set of middle-men that used super short numbers. Like 4. Now most of the Internet has to change their locks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Most of Internet is built upon the principle ”A fella I trust is trusting some other guy, so I will do so too”. Turns out anyone can easily impersonate as your trusted fella, so now that trust is meaningless. Now you need to find all IoT devices out there so you can tell them not to trust this fella anymore. In short, everything is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.) So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago Incredible. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (8 children) https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/10/the-internet-goes-on-high-alert-after-discovery-of-8-compromised-tls-certs/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago Oh, I thought this meme was somehow related to the remote code execution bug in PHP, but turns out I missed the other calamity event yesterday. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children) I tried reading that but couldn't understand after 2 paragraphs and gave up. You know what? I just don't care. The world is such a shitty place. I don't care anymore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The "really long numbers" used for security had a set of middle-men that used super short numbers. Like 4. Now most of the Internet has to change their locks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Most of Internet is built upon the principle ”A fella I trust is trusting some other guy, so I will do so too”. Turns out anyone can easily impersonate as your trusted fella, so now that trust is meaningless. Now you need to find all IoT devices out there so you can tell them not to trust this fella anymore. In short, everything is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.) So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago Incredible. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago Oh, I thought this meme was somehow related to the remote code execution bug in PHP, but turns out I missed the other calamity event yesterday. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children) I tried reading that but couldn't understand after 2 paragraphs and gave up. You know what? I just don't care. The world is such a shitty place. I don't care anymore permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The "really long numbers" used for security had a set of middle-men that used super short numbers. Like 4. Now most of the Internet has to change their locks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Most of Internet is built upon the principle ”A fella I trust is trusting some other guy, so I will do so too”. Turns out anyone can easily impersonate as your trusted fella, so now that trust is meaningless. Now you need to find all IoT devices out there so you can tell them not to trust this fella anymore. In short, everything is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.) So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The "really long numbers" used for security had a set of middle-men that used super short numbers. Like 4. Now most of the Internet has to change their locks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Oh no, I thought this was a Lemmy fad like beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago Don't say it loud, damn. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Most of Internet is built upon the principle ”A fella I trust is trusting some other guy, so I will do so too”. Turns out anyone can easily impersonate as your trusted fella, so now that trust is meaningless. Now you need to find all IoT devices out there so you can tell them not to trust this fella anymore. In short, everything is fucked. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.) So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago I already tell all my iot devices not to trust anything outside the internal network, (well really I tell the router to not let anything outside the vlan except for specific devices on specific ports.) So it's not everything that's fucked for me, just everything outside. permalink fedilink source parent