I've tried mimicking shittymorph, but it takes skill to write things that are that believable but also that dumb so that you can't believe you believed it when you first read it. Truly an art. Or, I should say, truly a art (since trolling is a art). lol
Although as I did find this, not write this, I did leave in the wild "kfc meat" in the original lowercase, because WTF? lol. But I assume this was written with maybe Asian influence? I know some countries have a whole tradition of getting KFC for christmas and it's special and totally not shitty fasf food fried chicken. lol