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[–] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (13 children)

Have some self respect and put it in an air fryer/mini convection oven. I find it's a far more delicious way to get my daily dose of microplastics and ultra-processed carbs. I wish I were joking.

Hashtag airfryerlife

Bonus points if your mom brings it to you in the basement

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Literal life-changing chicken sauce is about three parts mayo, two parts BBQ, one part honey mustard

    Also, The Poorsβ„’ can imitate the air fryer effect with a combination of microwave (to defrost and heat the middle) then toaster oven (for the crispies)

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'll have to try that.

    I would like to point out that a convection oven the size of a microwave can replace it and the toaster for a lower price provided you're willing to use the stove top for liquids. Food quality goes way up for no additional effort. I find cleanup easier. It does take more time, but I just handle other tasks while it's going. I'm not trying to be elitist ether. I've reheated my share of leftovers and cooked hot pockets and pizza rolls. They just come out better.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Oh absolutely, nothing tops dinner straight off the hot pan with the tasty brown bits included.

    However, if you have a crippling case of bachelorism sometimes you have to reach for the frozen aisle to keep yourself alive

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    I didn't mean to be evil, what's wrong with the sweet n sour??? I mean I understand what's wrong with mayo and ranch but I'm still a white people so you know, it's part of muh culture.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I argue that the sweet and sour and ketchup be switched. Also plum sauce should be there somewhere.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Buffalo kinda fills that role here, but yeah, some El Yucateco would be good.

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