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Everybody gets one [choose wisely] (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/wizards@lemmy.world
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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Granted, the bacteria are working on it double time. But not faster than that, because the smart little shits unionized.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I almost forgot about my wish, but now my wiped cream tastes of parmesan.
    Couldn't you have warned me before I put it on the fresh cake?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago

    The bacteria stopped listening to me. They have now fully set up a democratic union and only talk to me via their official envoy and that is too much paper work. If I was you I'd donate the now-parmesan and the soon-to-be-unionized fresh cake colony to charity before they spread!

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