This is so true. At least get a damn vape 😭
If my bf could do it, so can you. Plus, your dick (if you have one) will get bigger! Not joking, it's true!

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[–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

But I get to go outside for 15 minutes while y'all leave me the fuck alone.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    This is the one thing I feel I missed out on by never becoming a (cigarette) smoker.

    There's also an inherently social aspect to it. Things like asking for a light, or to bum a smoke, can become an instant conversation starter.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    I really liked this one antismoking ad where everyone goes outside for 15 minute breaks, pulls a plastic bottle with a wand out of their pocket and starts blowing bubbles while talking to all the other bubble blowers. Can’t we all collectively start doing that?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I just took smoke breaks and didn't smoke. Only ever got called out for it once and that guy was a major asshole anyway.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Yeah I used to do that. But you still lack that immediate conversation starter, unless you pick up smoking

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Never really missed it. We just talked about dumb shit happening at work or whatever.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If you're at a party or social gathering where smokers have been relegated to a specific area outside, it becomes very easy to meet people if you smoke.

    It's like a cheat code for social anxiety and people who have trouble initiating conversation with people they don't know.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Yeah, you can still go out there if you don't smoke though. I've never had smokers tell me to fuck off when I didn't smoke. Usually if anything someone would offer me one, I'd say no thank you, and we'd move on to talking about whatever. I did carry a lighter with me so I could at least offer them that though.

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