ugh. Brain so fried I cannot even geek properly name of my nas. Halp.

names we already have: Proxmox enclosure: Trantor (production) Gobber (fucking around)
PABX: Nyota
Alpine middle man: Malcolm
Backup Server: StarsEnd
Virtualised old XP machine: Vnigma (nothing clever, virtualised enigma)
but the nas. what to name the nas. why is this so important. where is brain.