Which you say are

exaggerated and misrepresented non-events

finally we see where you totally got it wrong.

I will be meticulous and sloooowly go over it.

I did not say "the coup" or "the ransacking of ukraine by western powers." were "exaggerated and misrepresented non-events"

I said this post, which supports these things, is using "exaggerated and misrepresented non-events".
As there wasn't any substantial disruption (a few hours of limitation on some aspects) of Starlink assistance to the ukro proxies.

Let it sink in, while I go to sleep.
I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually