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[–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

Buy stock in all the obvious companys

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Be me

    Wake up in 1983

    Realize I've got the opportunity of a lifetime

    Reach into my wallet: Empty

    Check my bank account: Empty

    Check couch cushions: $1.47

    Feel kinda hungry.

    Remember what you can buy at Taco Bell for $1.47 in 1983.

    Have lunch.

    Go get a job at Blockbuster.

    Kick back for the next twenty years.

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