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Drunk texts to grandma (lemmy.world)

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

This happened and I am the pope.

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry about the lung cancer

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[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

I'm so sorry about the cancer, Your Holiness.

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[–] SeeSmudges 9 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong pope. They're more of a holeyness

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Your Holiness

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

Go Sox!

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[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately it is too late for that.

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