and fuck the UK goverment

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[–] 19 points 1 year ago (11 children)

"Estimate age from selfie"

fake beard sales dramatically increase

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Works in real life too. Grew a beard when i was 17, and never got carded for booze again after that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    As someone with long hair and a long beard I haven't been carded in basically 10+ years.

    Last weekend I got carded buying a beer with my parents-in-laws. Of course one of the very few times I didn't have my ID.

    Two 65+ people order a beer and then like, oh we'll get your beer on our tab to make things easier. Bartender "I'll need to see his ID"

    We all couldn't believe it. I wasn't upset or anything, it was just kind of absurd feeling. I've been drinking for almost 20 years.

    It's one of those situations where common sense should be allowed to be used.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Are there any women here today?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Don't be sexist. Gray is gray.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It was a Life of Brian reference.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Are there any women here today?

    My deepest apologies sire, I know I lack familiarity with the greatest comedies. I know it is my duty to know them, especially when I listen to them out of my mind on laughing gas.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When you're chewing on life's gristle don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best.

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