▲ 338 ▼ Coffee machine uses 1,000GB of traffic in 10 days, leaves IT Pro shocked (cybernews.com) submitted 1 month ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/technology@lemmy.world 81 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (4 children) Sounds like a Juicero. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children) Oh gods, the Juicero. Yeah, it's of the same ilk. The "smart" trend of adding computers and network connections to things that literally never needed them. Like the smart water bottle that reminded you about being thirsty and needing to drink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children) IIRC the excuse for Juicero having internet access was to read QR codes on the fruit pouches that included the expiration date, and it would refuse to squeeze expired fruit. Because at it's heart, it was a screw press. A severely over-engineered screw press. Like Jurassic Park, they spared no expense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Wasn't the Juicero also simply not strong enough to press actual fruit, so the bags were just... Bags of fruit juice? I remember seeing people buy one and just poking a hole for a straw like those lunch juice pockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago No they were full of fruit. Thing is nothing stopped you from squeezing the bag with your hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children) Oh gods, the Juicero. Yeah, it's of the same ilk. The "smart" trend of adding computers and network connections to things that literally never needed them. Like the smart water bottle that reminded you about being thirsty and needing to drink. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children) IIRC the excuse for Juicero having internet access was to read QR codes on the fruit pouches that included the expiration date, and it would refuse to squeeze expired fruit. Because at it's heart, it was a screw press. A severely over-engineered screw press. Like Jurassic Park, they spared no expense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Wasn't the Juicero also simply not strong enough to press actual fruit, so the bags were just... Bags of fruit juice? I remember seeing people buy one and just poking a hole for a straw like those lunch juice pockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago No they were full of fruit. Thing is nothing stopped you from squeezing the bag with your hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children) IIRC the excuse for Juicero having internet access was to read QR codes on the fruit pouches that included the expiration date, and it would refuse to squeeze expired fruit. Because at it's heart, it was a screw press. A severely over-engineered screw press. Like Jurassic Park, they spared no expense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Wasn't the Juicero also simply not strong enough to press actual fruit, so the bags were just... Bags of fruit juice? I remember seeing people buy one and just poking a hole for a straw like those lunch juice pockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago No they were full of fruit. Thing is nothing stopped you from squeezing the bag with your hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Wasn't the Juicero also simply not strong enough to press actual fruit, so the bags were just... Bags of fruit juice? I remember seeing people buy one and just poking a hole for a straw like those lunch juice pockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago No they were full of fruit. Thing is nothing stopped you from squeezing the bag with your hands. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago No they were full of fruit. Thing is nothing stopped you from squeezing the bag with your hands. permalink fedilink source parent