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[–] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That's just the armor. I'm sure his feet aren't actually that long.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    When's the last time you wore shoes ~3x as long as your feet? Even flippers are shorter. That poor bastard.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago* (3 children)

    Long crakows were popular in the late Middle Ages

    Long crakows (pointed ends) on medieval shoes

    So even sabatons had them

    Sabatons (armoured shoes) with very long crakows

    So while you or @Kolanaki@pawb.social didn't wear them, they definitely were worn in that time

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago* (2 children)

    On the one hand, that is wonderfully fascinating, thank you! 🤩

    I would like to point out ^heh^ that even the latter is barely 50% of the elephantine curses on the gawdamn saint above. 🙇🏼‍♂️

    Side note: those have got to sound like a armored tentacles, don't ya think?

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