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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto's Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin's lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):

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